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He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle

He can speak Russian… in French

He lives vicariously through himself

No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard

His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph

When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it

Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores

Roses stop to smell him

When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls

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Werewolves are jealous of his beard

His sweat is the cure for the common cold

His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him

Discussions and resources for all technical departments at Acme. This includes infrastructure, software development, product development, and more.

He lives vicariously through himself

Dedicated space for customer support issues, feedback, and discussions. A place to support our users and improve their experience.

He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back

Bear hugs are what he gives bears

A hub for discussions related to the business side of Acme, including marketing, sales, and human resources.

Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”

He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice

He once made a weeping willow laugh

He’s never lost a game of chance

He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian

Panhandlers give him money

Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality

He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket

Time waits on no one, but him

A space for team members to unwind and connect on topics beyond work. Share your stories, plans, and hobbies with the community.

When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls

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He is left-handed. And right-handed

If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him

The Holy Grail is looking for him

He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian

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